Broadcasting Accident? Haruka Ayase's blunders as a host at the Kouhaku

1： アトミックドロップ(大阪府) 2013/12/31(火) 22:11:27.99 ID:NTaXesvj0

▼ Says something mysterious at the start: "It's as if the NHK hall is alive".

▼ Forgets her lines while introducing Ayumi Hamasaki, just says: "Hai... hai..." and stops there.

▼ When introducing NMB48, she couldn't pronounce the name "Enu Emu Bee" properly and chokes on her words.

▼ Pronounces "Hatsu shutsujou" *(first time performance) as "Hatsu shuchujou".

▼ Couldn't react well to Akihiro Miwa's foreign language and chooses to ignore it.

▼ Asks Ryotaro Sugi "Sugi-san Ikaga desu ka?" *(How do you find it, Sugi-san?), judge and husband of singer Natsuko Godai, the same question 2x, before and after his wife's performance and draws a weird reaction from him.

▼ Forgets the name of Yoshimi Tendo's song

▼ Sings "Hana wa saku" → reduced to tears

▼ Because Ayase cried, Tekken's bit had to be cut from the program as they shifted to the news report.

▼ When introducing aiko's song, she said "aiko-san's Momo..." instead of "aiko-san's Loveletter".


▼ She doesn't look at the camera too much, leaving a lot of viewers feeling anxious and worried.

Source: http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2138849107063940501

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6： トペ コンヒーロ(関西・北陸) 2013/12/31(火) 22:14:26.59 ID:X/ilcETN0

何だ今年の紅白ｗ

グダグダにも程があるわｗ

What the heck was with this year's Kouhaku w
There's a limit to being too disorganized, you know w

7： ヒップアタック(埼玉県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:15:57.05 ID:FLmh6soi0

誰だよっつーか大河に出たから起用されただけだろ
Who the heck? Rather, she was just used as the host because she was in the taiga drama, right?

10： ナガタロックII(北海道) 2013/12/31(火) 22:16:50.29 ID:RZglXFxmO

鉄拳のは完全にネタだろ
That Tekken bit was completely a gag, right?

http://blog-imgs-46.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/20131231220705.jpg

14： レッドインク(大阪府) 2013/12/31(火) 22:21:02.90 ID:GYrb0GC80

何だかんだで好評なんだなｗ

But it was still received favorably w

15： エルボードロップ(長屋) 2013/12/31(火) 22:22:22.96 ID:mLTxGI+g0

歌で泣いたんじゃないだろwwwwwww
She didn't cry because of the song wwwwwwww

18： ファイヤーバードスプラッシュ(福島県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:23:55.81 ID:WA2sUUVy0

最初の方だけ見たけど、今にも泣きそうになってたな
I only watched the beginning, but she looked like she'd cry any minute

22： ショルダーアームブリーカー(WiMAX) 2013/12/31(火) 22:25:07.36 ID:TluyMGvw0

綾瀬の涙でもらい泣きしてたら、後ろでかーちゃんかもっと泣いてた

When I sympathized with Ayase and cried along with her, my mom was crying a whole lot more behind 

25： パロスペシャル(西日本) 2013/12/31(火) 22:25:40.22 ID:OBArGAf50

仕事なめてんな。

これでもプロか？

She's looking down on her job.
Is she a pro?

26： メンマ(チベット自治区) 2013/12/31(火) 22:25:41.23 ID:Lt5LTcEA0

歌より綾瀬の司会のが面白い
Ayase's hosting was more interesting than the songs

30： パイルドライバー(滋賀県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:26:55.45 ID:/pmrSm620

三輪とのやり取りは笑ったわｗ
Her bit with Miwa was so funny w

33： ファイヤーバードスプラッシュ(福島県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:27:55.50 ID:WA2sUUVy0

ああ、八重の主演やってた奴なのか。大河の時より全然いいじゃん。やっぱ言葉遣いの差か

Ah, the woman who played the lead in Yae. She was much better than when she was in the taiga drama. Must really be the difference in her manner of speaking.

37： サソリ固め(関西・北陸) 2013/12/31(火) 22:29:35.06 ID:Hu5oaTraO

綾瀬はるかの好感度が高い理由がよくわかる

面白すぎｗｗｗｗｗ

堀北はつまらん 演技糞だし

You can totally understand why Haruka Ayase is really well-liked.
She was so funny wwwwww

Horikita is boring. Her acting sucks too.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/konnnatv/imgs/b/6/b6fa79d0.jpg

39： ブラディサンデー(福岡県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:29:36.84 ID:qBEWCwN50

いくらでも司会が上手い人がいるだろうに

紅白史上一番の大失敗だったな

There were probably a whole lot more people who are better suited at hosting.
This must've been the biggest fail in Kouhaku history.

41： ダブルニードロップ(静岡県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:30:13.22 ID:m/qTt2/Q0

可愛けりゃなんでもいい
Anything's fine as long as you're cute

47： ランサルセ(禿) 2013/12/31(火) 22:31:25.36 ID:KqSX/Y60i

これはこれで見応えあり

視聴者の緊張と弛緩を舞い上げる稀有な回だね

It was actually quite a sight to behold. 
This was a rare episode which made viewers both tense and relaxed.

48： ドラゴンスリーパー(WiMAX) 2013/12/31(火) 22:31:28.44 ID:PI3IpNGG0

＞aikoの曲紹介の際、「aikoさんでLoveletter」と言うべきところを「aikoさんでモモ！」と口走ってしまう

なんぞこれｗｗｗ

> When introducing aiko's song, she said "aiko-san's Momo..." instead of "aiko-san's Loveletter".


What the heck is this www

64： ツームストンパイルドライバー(山陽地方) 2013/12/31(火) 22:35:31.36 ID:yEPYXQhfO

>>48

aikoの紹介時に、前出のモモクロが

｢aikoさん大好きなんで｣

と舞台に駆けつけてきたので、それに釣られて

｢モモ…｣に

aiko笑てたけど

When introducing aiko, MomoClo who already finished their performance rushed onstage and said "we love aiko-san" and Ayase got a bit confused by that and said "Momo...".

aiko laughed it off, though.

65： かかと落とし(茨城県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:36:02.40 ID:JiiIXeWQ0

>>48

バックの巨大カンペスクリーンに表示されたももクロのセリフを読んでしまった
She made a mistake and read MomoClo's lines which were shown on the teleprompter at the back 

http://pa.dip.jp/jlab/e/s/pa1388491798956.jpg

52： フェイスロック(空) 2013/12/31(火) 22:31:55.58 ID:x3CZldbq0

鉄拳は最高におもろかったぞw

一瞬芸でニュースの紙芝居用意してあったのは、思い切り笑わせてもらた

Tekken's part was so funny w
I laughed so hard at the part that he prepared the introduction for the news in his sketchbook drawing.

55： ダイビングエルボードロップ(東京都) 2013/12/31(火) 22:33:11.61 ID:hKHputa+0

天然だよねこの人
This woman's a natural airhead, right

74： ショルダーアームブリーカー(東京都) 2013/12/31(火) 22:39:26.47 ID:0HEuYVW60

>>55

ド天然

三谷幸喜がえらく気に入ってた

An extreme one, at that.
Even Koki Mitani likes her.

58： シューティングスタープレス(神奈川県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:34:04.17 ID:Ufa9hOOL0

男の天然は単なるアホだけど、女の天然はカワイイだからなｗ

ましてや美人ときたら、尚更　ｶﾜ(・∀・)ｲｲ!!

A naturally dumb man is just a fool, but a naturally dumb woman is cute w
And if she's a beauty, then all the more she's kawaii!!
ｶﾜ(・∀・)ｲｲ

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60： フェイスロック(家) 2013/12/31(火) 22:34:15.24 ID:0fd1rga80

今年の紅白、司会のハラハラドキドキ感が面白い！
This excitement that we felt with the host of this last Kouhaku was so fun!

69： イス攻撃(大阪府) 2013/12/31(火) 22:37:22.12 ID:Rv7MS5kN0

誰も言わないから言わせてもらうが、

この人ってひょっとしてバカなのでは？
No one's saying it so here I go, but could it be that she's really stupid?

72： ミドルキック(神奈川県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:38:43.61 ID:6wnZHvoW0

>>69

おっぱい大きいからな
Well, because she's got big boobs

75： 断崖式ニードロップ(庭) 2013/12/31(火) 22:40:06.14 ID:24Xg5z7j0

炎上商法的な？

お茶の間が綾瀬はるかに釘付けで大成功だな

Did they do this on purpose?
Then they succeeded in making the households stay glued to the screen to watch Haruka Ayase.

77： ストマッククロー(WiMAX) 2013/12/31(火) 22:40:47.57 ID:lbyAhWrt0

＞▼美輪明宏の外国語に上手く対処出来ずにスルー

三輪がmiwa「Brava！」

↓

綾瀬、三輪の解説を拾えずにスルー

↓

miwa歌い終わる

↓

嵐の誰かが「Brava！」と賞賛

このフォローはすごかったわ

> ▼ Couldn't react well to Akihiro Miwa's foreign langauge and chooses to ignore it.

Miwa A. says "Brava!" to miwa
↓
Ayase didn't get Miwa A.'s commentary and ignores it
↓
miwa finishes singing
↓
Someone from Arashi then says "Brava!"

This follow-up was amazing.

80： ジャンピングDDT(茸) 2013/12/31(火) 22:41:39.52 ID:8gu1WPyK0

綾瀬はるかの司会ツイッターでは好評だぞw
Ayase's hosting was pretty well received on Twitter w

84： 逆落とし(奈良県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:42:52.37 ID:lnX2YHZ80

不安定だけどなんか面白くなってきた

きっちりこなすより良いかもな

She was inconsistent but it made it much more fun.
It might be better than doing things properly.

90： レインメーカー(東京都) 2013/12/31(火) 22:44:09.72 ID:KVg6dkNg0

録画してあまちゃんとこだけ見るつもりだったが

綾瀬のせいで全部見ることになりそうだ

I recorded it and was only planning on watching the Amachan part, but I might end up watching the entire thing because of Ayase

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bc19egxCQAA56k2.jpg

93： ランサルセ(愛媛県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:47:39.57 ID:Jhb4+Dfu0

司会が出演者食ったか
The host stood out more than the performers

102： フォーク攻撃(チベット自治区) 2013/12/31(火) 22:50:15.93 ID:BycAHUiB0

でも正直可愛いは正義だよね。

これが逆にＡＫＢとかももくろとかが同じミスやってたら恐ろしい叩きになってたと思う。

But cute really is justice.
If AKB or MomoClo did the same mistakes, then the bashing would've been immense.

103： アンクルホールド(やわらか銀行) 2013/12/31(火) 22:50:39.37 ID:AipGLLSe0

不器用さがあるから人気やん。
She's popular because of this clumsiness

112： ドラゴンスープレックス(九州地方) 2013/12/31(火) 22:55:58.83 ID:0qrXSph4O

>>103

不器用で済ませられるのかね
Can they just dismiss it as being clumsy?

107： ボマイェ(東日本) 2013/12/31(火) 22:52:40.60 ID:ubDtzNaoO

鉄拳かわいそすw
Poor Tekken w

142： ネックハンギングツリー(家) 2013/12/31(火) 23:07:18.87 ID:7GYGoSHH0

>>107

あれは織り込み済みだろう
Nah, that was part of the plan

115： ドラゴンスリーパー(東京都) 2013/12/31(火) 22:56:42.57 ID:U4wTdPS20

可愛いじゃん

和田アキ子は同じ事務所だから文句すら言えないだろう
She was cute.
Akiko Wada probably couldn't nitpick on her because she's from the same agency.



http://tokyopopline.com/images/2013/12/131230ayase1.jpg

118： ファイヤーバードスプラッシュ(福島県) 2013/12/31(火) 22:58:07.56 ID:WA2sUUVy0

まあ、涙目になりながら必死に頑張ってる姿は中々良いものがあるな
There's really something wonderful in seeing people doing their best despite becoming teary-eyed

122： ドラゴンスリーパー(東京都) 2013/12/31(火) 23:00:12.22 ID:U4wTdPS20

>>118

日本人の心には響くよな

剛力なら全力で叩くんだけどwww

That really tugs on the heartstrings of Japanese people.
But I'd go all out on attack mode if it were Gouriki www

127： ツームストンパイルドライバー(四国地方) 2013/12/31(火) 23:03:03.25 ID:Lx9Rj8uSO

綾瀬たんなら許す。微笑ましい

剛力だったら抗議の電話してたけど

It's forgivable since it's Ayase-tan. She brings a smile to one's face.
If it was Gouriki, I would've phoned in and complained.

129： 魔神風車固め(大分県) 2013/12/31(火) 23:03:21.67 ID:HYVg+8WX0

おっぱいが大きくて可愛いって事で甘やかしすぎだろ
Everyone's too lax on her just because she's cute and has a huge rack

137： ストレッチプラム(大阪府) 2013/12/31(火) 23:05:54.50 ID:bwQ3A5X10

>>129

そんな奴に厳しくできるわけないだろ！
There's no way we can be strict towards a person like that!

149： キャプチュード(dion軍) 2013/12/31(火) 23:10:16.98 ID:z0ehAKtb0

>>129

そりゃ甘やかすだろ・・・
Of course we'll be gentle on her...

152： 河津掛け(チベット自治区) 2013/12/31(火) 23:11:59.68 ID:9gRbWGMf0

>>129

まぁ実際性格は良いらしいからな

Well, I heard that she actually has a good personality

133： イス攻撃(大阪府) 2013/12/31(火) 23:05:08.59 ID:Rv7MS5kN0

なんか仕事を舐めてる感じがとても不快だ。

これは叩かれると思う。

It was so unpleasant how it looked like she was looking down on her job.
I think she'll be criticized for this.

139： ジャンピングDDT(千葉県) 2013/12/31(火) 23:06:40.76 ID:kxpQtIA+0

逆に人間味があっていいじゃないか

堀北なんかつまんないじゃん

She showed she's human with all these vulnerabilities, which was good.
Someone like Horikita was just boring.

143： エルボーバット(芋) 2013/12/31(火) 23:08:41.83 ID:pLvWgcSh0

中居君馬鹿にしてごめんなさい

安定感すごいです。

I'm sorry for making fun of Nakai-kun.
He's really consistent.

150： レッドインク(東日本) 2013/12/31(火) 23:10:47.52 ID:H3gW/lSKO

トチっても可愛いから許す
She's cute even when she makes blunders so she's forgiven

151： 河津掛け(チベット自治区) 2013/12/31(火) 23:11:09.68 ID:9gRbWGMf0

いやでもここ数年で一番見応えのある紅白だった
Well, it was actually one of the most worthwhile Kouhakus in recent years

171： 河津落とし(大阪府) 2013/12/31(火) 23:24:45.85 ID:G1nD/rbL0

綾瀬はるかの、綾瀬はるかによる、綾瀬はるかのための、紅白。
It's the Kouhaku of Haruka Ayase, by Haruka Ayase, for Haruka Ayase.

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